The Hooded Plumber
2010-07-23 16:54:07 UTC
http://linuxhaters.blogspot.com/2008/06/evolution-of-ubuntu-user.html
" Most Ubuntu users start as Windows users (though, occasionally, they
can be using other Linux's). But they all go through the same phases:
1. First install: Sweet! This thing actually kinda detects most of
my hardware that except for the things that I paid more than $100 for.
Brown is refreshing. This is the best distro evar!
2. 6 months later, first upgrade: Fuck, my ____ (insert wireless,
graphics, acpi sleep, whatever) broke! Oh but I must be a rare case,
since the "community" is testing all these releases. Ok, whatever,
I'll let this one slide and I'll spend the next twenty hours fixing it
and I'll post something about it in my blog, and then spend another 10
hours being helpful on ubuntuforums.com. Brown is getting boring.
3. 6 months later, second upgrade: Fuck, now my ___ (insert
something from the same list above. Inserting the same word as the
previous blank is also allowed). WTF is going on here? I thought these
time-based releases were supposed to be awesome.
4. 6 months later, third upgrade: F!$$!@$!@$!@#!@. Now my compiz is
blacklisted, my wifi doesn't work anymore, NetworkManager is
ass-raping me, and my laptop still doesn't sleep. WTF guys!? I'm so
pissed at that luser that told me this shit was better than Windows.
Brown is the color of ass playdough.
5. Some amount of time later: I'm fucking using the LTS. I can't stand
this shit.
6. 6 months later: This LTS is working a bit better, but now there's a
new release out. Oh and it has some pretty new feature I want, and
it's supposed to work with my graphics card better.
7. 1 hour later, after upgrade to non-LTS: F$@!#!@$@$@!#. I hate
Ubuntu. Fuckubuntu. Oh, but there are these hundred other distros I
should try...
At this point, some users wake up and figure out they should just buy
a Mac. Others are lost forever. "
" Most Ubuntu users start as Windows users (though, occasionally, they
can be using other Linux's). But they all go through the same phases:
1. First install: Sweet! This thing actually kinda detects most of
my hardware that except for the things that I paid more than $100 for.
Brown is refreshing. This is the best distro evar!
2. 6 months later, first upgrade: Fuck, my ____ (insert wireless,
graphics, acpi sleep, whatever) broke! Oh but I must be a rare case,
since the "community" is testing all these releases. Ok, whatever,
I'll let this one slide and I'll spend the next twenty hours fixing it
and I'll post something about it in my blog, and then spend another 10
hours being helpful on ubuntuforums.com. Brown is getting boring.
3. 6 months later, second upgrade: Fuck, now my ___ (insert
something from the same list above. Inserting the same word as the
previous blank is also allowed). WTF is going on here? I thought these
time-based releases were supposed to be awesome.
4. 6 months later, third upgrade: F!$$!@$!@$!@#!@. Now my compiz is
blacklisted, my wifi doesn't work anymore, NetworkManager is
ass-raping me, and my laptop still doesn't sleep. WTF guys!? I'm so
pissed at that luser that told me this shit was better than Windows.
Brown is the color of ass playdough.
5. Some amount of time later: I'm fucking using the LTS. I can't stand
this shit.
6. 6 months later: This LTS is working a bit better, but now there's a
new release out. Oh and it has some pretty new feature I want, and
it's supposed to work with my graphics card better.
7. 1 hour later, after upgrade to non-LTS: F$@!#!@$@$@!#. I hate
Ubuntu. Fuckubuntu. Oh, but there are these hundred other distros I
should try...
At this point, some users wake up and figure out they should just buy
a Mac. Others are lost forever. "